In addition to being highly attractive, my wife possesses a fine intellect, good taste and civic obligation. It’s not entirely her fault that she’s married to a guy who has none of these traits.
Case in point, the pile of about 200 bowling balls in our backyard. She hates it. But add to that the 50 or so at Sonny’s house, it’s almost enough to last the entire summer provided we shoot them wisely.
This brings us to today’s column on safety. Many of you may scoff. Getting safety advice from me is...
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