The Old Man was rushed to the hospital last week. A raging infection in his foot had compromised his physical and mental condition.
I showed up after the South Jordan ambulance people had already arrived. They were busy trying to assess what was wrong with him. I tried to help out.
Them • “Does your chest hurt, Mr. Kirby?”
Him • “Yes.”
Them • “Do you have any pain in your feet?”
Him • “Yes.”
Me • “Are you pregnant with a space monster’s baby?”
Him • “Yes.”
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